What the Australian press lacks

SPINE

I am in love with a 74 (or 72) year old woman

Monica Vitti, come on down! Grr

Because it's ok to have one man in confinement, eating only staples and under 24-hour surveillance against his will
but not ok for 21 poeple to volunteer to do the same.

Stupidest restaurant name on earth

Um, well done?