Thursday, October 19, 2006

How to tell you really are ageing:

I left a note under someone's windscreen wipers today:
"Do you buy two parking meter tickets when you take up two spaces? Please park properly in the future."
GRUMPY OLD MAN

4 comments:

LadyCracker said...

A product of no sleep? That is very grumpy but nowhere near as bad as a rant that I let off at some teens the other day. No respect for their elders much.

Sam said...

You know you're not a genuine GOM until you start putting your Vegemite in the fridge, driving a Toyota Camry and/or ear hair trimming becomes a daily as opposed to monthly grooming chore.

Encouraging start, though.

skander said...

This is very definitely a Camry-free zone.

On Golden Ponds said...

That's too funny. I'll raise you a few years here and tell you that a week ago I got parked in so tight in the city that I was moved to leave a note that said "Next time leave a can opener if you're going to park so close you loser!"